Sunday, 17 December 2017

Stuck in a Turbulent Concorde


This title is not just a smart ploy to get you to open this link and read. It’s a sentiment I’ve been feeling since I joined my MBA six months ago. Late nights, stress, lectures, stress, fun parties, stress, you get the gist. It’s like a cornucopia of drama, action, envy and good old romance. It makes you feel like you’ve aged a couple of years in a couple of days at the same time some days seem like they are stuck in time loop. I’ve experienced a spectrum of emotions so large, that I’m surprised at my ability to feel so much. So yes, it is like being on the fastest journey through stormy skies.

I’m now one third an MBA, you can say I’m an M (terrible joke, I know) and I believe I’ve been propelled into something that I have no control over, but is giving me some clarity on what life ahead could be. So all the years of confusion, feeling lost yada yada seem to be slowly dissipating.

Why am I writing now, after all this time??

Well, it’s partly because I feel terrible that I’ve stopped blogging and also because I feel I need to take some time to process my MBA life. The speed and all is great, I’m adjusting; but there’s no time to really take it all in you see. I feel like I’m going through the motions, doing what everybody is doing, but not really retaining anything. So if you ask me two years later how my MBA was, the only thing I’d be able to say is that it was a blur. I absolutely can not let that be the case-you know how fond I am of long-winded descriptions and explanations that not just help with increasing the word count, but also help me re-live certain moments as I write them.

For example, I don’t want to forget the days I have woken up at 9:54 am for a 10 o’clock class, squeezed toothpaste into my mouth, picked my bag and run at break-neck speed to reach the class at 9:59:30 to swipe my attendance. Disgusting I know :’)

I don’t want to forget the time I experienced the power of a simple rumour, and believed that I had topped the class. Feelings of disbelief and dumb luck notwithstanding, the entire class thought of me as an operationally endowed person. Of course when I went to check my paper, the truth came out, the universe and its planets had realigned itself and I was back to being just another average girl :D. I’d like to thank the person who started the rumour for adding drama into my otherwise undramatic existence.

I don’t want to forget the wonderful hostel block parties that our seniors throw for us, with the drinks, music and conversations freely flowing. I’ve also learned how pretending to be drunker than you really are can let you get away with speaking your mind and result in some interesting chit chat. A room full of drunk people can also be an ideal place to study human behaviour when people lose their inhibitions and are the least bit bothered with keeping up appearances.

I don't want to forget this crazy bunch of humans I call friends, the weird conversations we have just at 3:00 am in the morning, the late night canteen trips for a piping hot cup of horlicks, the pulling each others' legs, tagging each other in stupid memes and our special table in the mess that has been privy to some of our weirdest lunch-time conversations. I don't want to forget the awesome Mysore trip, neither do I want to forget our ability to make each other laugh while irritating the hell out of each other.

I don’t want to forget the gruelling placement process that we went through, or scratch that-I’d rather forget the ordeal, but remember how a bunch of 400 people were there for each with a pep talk, or a shoulder, with interview prep tips or with a simple, reassuring hug. The best traits of human beings make themselves evident during periods of duress. It makes me appreciate the fact that I’ve met so many great people at this place.

I don’t want to forget the project groups, brainstorming sessions, the occasional desire to tear your hair out and the eventual sigh of relief once the submission is done, at 11:59:59 pm
I also don’t want to forget how I’ve been lucky to pursue the things I love ( basically everything except studying), have miraculously lost my fear of singing in public, and am still given the opportunity to prattle away on the microphone as a poor unsuspecting audience is forced to listen.

I find myself living a new experience with each passing day, hating it at times, but loving it in retrospect. MBA is a course that thrives on the Indian student’s slight tendency for masochism, desire to stay number one, and people-pleasing habits. People tell me it's changed me slightly, they can’t pinpoint what exactly has changed, but I guess it’s enhanced my ability to stay cool in the face of adversity. It has taught me to take the metaphorical chill pill once in a while. It has also helped me develop discerning tastes; for example-hot brownie fudge is a big yes, while paan mojito is a definite no no ;)

Summing up,

Am I glad that I’m here? Definitely.

Are there times when I feel like running away? Of course.

But given the chance will I do it all over again?? Undoubtedly yes.



Wednesday, 5 April 2017

Scaling new heights

They say that the likeliness of a plan being executed successfully, increases with the degree of unpreparedness involved. The six of us experienced this first-hand, on our trek to Harishchandragad, the 3rd tallest peak in Maharashtra.

You know how the meteorological department forecasts heavy rains on a particular day, yet you wait for it to actually start pouring before believing the Met department? I had a similar outlook towards the fate of this trip despite the repeated assurances of the Met department (Vineet and Ajay in this case).Turns out my scepticism was not completely unfounded; because a couple of hours before we were scheduled to leave, I found myself a part of the emergency team put together to convince Chinmayi to join the trip-we didn’t have enough people (that reminds me, I need to conduct a survey on the percentage of people who back out of a plan at the nth hour).

While I was unleashing the power of my emotional blackmail skills to convince an already semi-convinced Chinmayi, I happened to witness another masterpiece at work. I wasn’t aware that the Met department’s repertoire of skills included the power of persuasion and convincing. Neha couldn’t not come, not after listening to the picture they painted of Harishchandragad-camping under the stars adorning the clear skies with the dying embers of a bonfire provide warmth in the wintry night, I think even I got slightly dreamy-eyed. Neha, who by the way had no idea about the trip till about 5 minutes back, agreed to come, and our group finally had six people(the 6th is yet to make an entry)
Next day, early in the morning, we set out for Harishchandragad. Before I dive into the details here’s some trivia about the place-Harishchandragad is a hill fort located at a height of 4665 feet in Maharashtra’s Ahmednagar district. It is said to have been built in the 6th century during the rule of the Kalachuri dynasty (the same people who built the first few cave monuments in Ajanta and Ellora). Since its creation, this fort has been a meditation place for the great sage Changdev who was known for his ability to control the five natural elements; has been coveted and controlled by both the Moghuls and the Marathas and now of course, I’ve been there: D. There are multiple ways to get to Harishchandragad, we took the Khireshwar route which is supposed to be the toughest one.

Back to the actual trip, so I was picked up by Chinmayi in the taxi that we had hired for the trip. Vineet, Ajay and Rahul (Naam to suna hi hoga) were next on the pick-up list.  Within 15 minutes of sitting in the car all of us realized that the driver was even more geographically challenged than I am; we were at the mercy of Google Baba; and none of us had power banks so conserving the phone battery was added to our basic needs of roti, kapda and makaan. That reminds me, do you ever feel like your phone battery drains faster when you’re trying to conserve it? I can’t count the number of times I’ve been yelled at, because my phone battery went ahead and died on me (The ultra-power saving mode is a sham I tell you).

Where was I, yes, then we picked up Neha, and set on our course to Harishchandragad.
The car journey was punctuated by small talk and good-natured leg pulling. And just like that, some kaande pohe and chai, a few missed turns, scenic views and stories of wild animals chasing honeymooning couples (check quora) later, we finally reached our base camp at Khireshwar.
The road leading up to the base camp is flanked by a beautiful water-body on both the sides. It gives you the illusion of floating on water. I still remember sitting in the car, with my mouth slightly ajar, and the song Yu hi chala from Swades playing in my head, while the others were clicking pictures.The view filled me with absolute contentment-I think that’s the moment I realized how much I needed this break from the hustle and bustle of the city and my daily routine.

 On reaching the base camp we spoke to a few locals and their responses to our questions only confirmed our suspicions that the journey ahead was not going to be easy. Imagine being under the sweltering heat of the December sun (GLOBAL WARMING ALERT!!!) without adequate UV-ray protection, discovering that one of you has worn sandals and not shoes, and being told that the trek to the top would take four hours at least. Unfortunately we didn’t just imagine it, we went a step ahead and invited the situation upon ourselves. (P.S. If a local says you will take n hours to complete a trek, automatically assume it’s n+2. Those guys have superfeet)

We were slightly panicky about climbing in the present circumstances. “But why fear when the Shivaays of trekking are here” said Ajay, Rahul and Vineet. I think they said it to be reassuring, but given the fact that the original movie was so amazing (please note the sarcasm) the humour was lost on us. Regardless, we decided to go ahead with the trek.

We were waiting for our guide to show up, when a boy of about 13 came up to us and said,”Chalo”
We asked him,”Bhaiya guide kidhar hai??” He replied with a “Main hu guide tumhaara” with so much heropanti that I almost burst out laughing. After some haggling over his remuneration we proceeded to start climbing. With Chinmayi and Ganya( our guide Ganesh) leading the pack, Neha and me in the middle followed by the Shivaays themselves we marched ahead to what was about to be a very exciting trek.

Narrow passes dotted with big boulders, rocks and pebbles, surrounded by trees on both the sides, we walked on trails that looked like they were used as conduits to carry rainwater to the people residing at the foot of the hill. Pathways with the hill on one side and a drop to the bottom on the other, a natural canopy created by the trees offering intermittent shelter from the sun; with every step we took, we witnessed the marvels of Mother Nature and the profound beauty that she has blessed us with, all we need to do, is reach out.

There were stretches where we struggled to climb, sometimes using both our hands and feet and wielding sticks to navigate particularly treacherous bits for extra grip. We walked in pairs so that we could help each other out. All this while, Ganya walked ahead on two feet with no care in the world. One interesting thing about the trek was that whenever we’d reach a point where we were too tired to move any further, we’d encounter a nimbupaniwalla. After one drink of the energy elixir we’d be recharged and move further.

After finishing a particularly tricky portion of the climb, we reached a plain landing. There, we were greeted by the vision of the seven hills looking at us like we’re their equals and the villages below now appeared as tiny specks in the vast area of land. Beyond the tiny specks we could see an expanse of water with a narrow crack in the middle. That a while ago, we were but riding through that crack was heartening. Looking down at the beautiful view I learned an important thing -sometimes you need to pause, and look back; it gives you time to look at something from a different perspective. It teaches you to appreciate the distance you’ve covered and the things you’ve accomplished so far. The road ahead is guaranteed to be difficult and riddled with an assortment of tricky climbs and beautiful meadows, but your strength and spirit are all-enduring.

Six hours of climbing (one hour without our baby-sitter Ganya) later, we finally reached Harishchandragad, just as the sun was setting on the Harishchandreshwar temple. The temple, made wholly of black rock, seemed to be unveiling the darkness of the night through its walls. I was completely famished, but filled with an extreme happiness, the kind that takes you back to your school-time summer vacations.

I think being tired numbs down your feminist sensibilities. And I was far too tired to care when the guys told us girls to sit down, while they went and made tent arrangements (I can see a couple of guys smirking as they read this) By the time we were all settled in our tents, it was pitch black, with a distant bonfire and an electric bulb fixed in the tent-owner’s settlement, the only sources of light in the vicinity (yes, we forgot torches too). After scarfing down chaklis, biscuits and piping hot chai in the confines of our respective tents, all of us congregated in a single tent and engaged in a real conversation unmarred by interruptions of ringing phones and whatsapp texts. Oh by the way the only way you can get a signal there is if you have an Idea connection and stand in a specific pose in a specific direction.

So that evening saw the six of us deep in conversation under the millions of stars that sparkled in the sky. Spooky stories and philosophical discussions galore, our chats continued long after the simple meal of dal,chawal,bhaakar and aloochi subzi served to us by our generous hosts. This was followed by a game of antakshari played sitting around a bonfire. As clichéd as it sounds, the entire “Antakshari in front of a bonfire” trope is as fun as portrayed in popular culture. Finally when we ran out of songs that begin with na,la and ya we realised that we were probably disturbing the people in the other tents and that we should retire to our respective tents.

After a night of tossing and turning inside a tent that had minimal insulation (It was freezing) I woke up to a beautiful sunny morning the next day. There is a cliff with a large overhang some distance from where we were pitched. Visiting Konkan Kada (Kada is cliff in Marathi) was on our agenda for day followed by the descent back to civilization. So after freshening up (the nature’s call logistics are tricky up there, especially for girls), a quick breakfast of chai poha, we quickly trekked up to Konkan Kada. There we were greeted by a panoramic view of the world below. Calling it a breath-taking view wouldn’t even scratch the surface of the actual beauty. There was a small pit at the end of the cliff. Climbing into the pit, you get a vantage point to the magnificent view below. Standing in the burrow, a few inches from an endless drop to the bottom gave me a semi-adrenaline rush: One wrong step and a spiralling fall to the bottom (that got slightly morbid, didn’t it?). After clicking a few pictures, ok many pictures, we walked back to our campsite.

Do you know that every hill, mountain or fort has a temple at the top? The temple is said to protect all the people who scale it, from harm and it is said that you should always pay your respects at the temple to ensure that you return safely. Keeping up with this edict, we paid our respects at the Harishchandreshwar temple and set on our climb down to Khireshwar.

Climbing down, the time flew by for a major portion of the trek as we played word games to take our minds off the distance. That doesn’t mean the return was smooth. As we finished the difficult stretch of the trek, we heaved a sigh of relief thinking that the rest of the descent would be a cakewalk. Apparently the difficulty level of the difficult stretch had distorted our memories of the initial part of the climb. Walking downwards on a path with large boulders requires twice the attention on the foot placement or you could end up with a twisted ankle. The best part about this trip was the kind of bravery and persistence Neha showed all through the trek-she completed the entire trek wearing plain sandals and a part of it barefoot. I think I’d have lost hope midway through and given up. So while this trek was a lot of fun and games, it also brought a renewed vigour in me and taught me a couple of important things that ultimately matter in life. Before I veer off into a philosophical discussion and bore you any further I’d better wrap this extra-long post up.


So after two days of exposure to the organic and natural way of living, lots of walking, trekking and eating some honey fresh off the honey comb, we reached our base camp hungry,famished and with a bagful of memories to last a long, long time. We desperately gobbled up two plates of lead laden Maggi at the small thela near the parking area, clicked a few victory selfies and sat aboard our Innova on an incident-free trip (if you don’t count a flat tyre) back to reality and home.

Saturday, 9 January 2016

The haunted AC and my theories

I think the AC vent above my workstation is haunted.

I just felt a cool draught of air hit me as I wrote this (BRRRR……)

STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES!!!! I am not joking and YES I AM talking about the Air Conditioner vent that’s right above me. 

This is not another one of my episodes.

Please hear me out (Read me out???) before you make a rash judgment on the state of my mental health.
I hope I have your complete attention.

It had just been 2 days since I had joined work and I was busy doing my thing. At about 12:30 pm I felt a blast of cool air. I was surprised at the change in the temperature but thought nothing of it.   Centralized AC –nothing I could do about it. That reminds me-I once read an article which said that the temperatures in offices are deliberately made low so that the productivity of the woman co-worker is reduced (Don’t ask me what being cold and productivity have anything to do with each other: P)

After putting it off for too long, I started carrying a shawl to office (I get all dolled up to go to office and turn into Thakur once it becomes too cold for me). A senior colleague saw me wrapped up in my shawl one day, and asked me if I was cold. 

I bobbed my head up and down in reply (Sarcastic quips are not conducive to a healthy work environment so I spend my days at work making minimum conversation and make up for it by sleep-talking). The senior colleague in question then directed the same question to my neighbor, who surprisingly, has never complained of the cold. She replied in the negative. I turned to my other neighbor and realized I’d never seen him bringing a sweater.

That is when I first came up with the possibility that I probably was the only person in the entire section who was feeling cold. I looked up at the culprit (the AC vent obviously) and wondered if I was going mental. After a thorough cost-benefit analysis, (Cost-Coming across as a complete nut and Benefit-Convincing myself of my non-nuttiness) I conducted a reconnaissance mission by walking around the office to check the temperature conditions in the various parts of the office. And voila!!! My workstation was the only place that felt like the caress of Death’s icy hands (I’ve always wanted to use that in my writings :P)

Have you seen the cartoons where this one character has a raining cloud above his head and it’s sunny everywhere else? Or have you seen the second movie in the Thor series where there’s a huge cloud that rains over Jane’s (Natalie Portman) head just before she meets Thor (Chris Hemsworth)?? My case is exactly the same, minus all the water and the hunky Norse God.

I couldn’t come up with a normal reason for this happening. So the only remaining option was the super-normal. And hence I believe that the AC vent above me is haunted.

I have theories about the identity of the ghost-many of which involve my previous birth as a warrior princess (I’ll explain another time) - Like the AC Vent Ghost being a rejected suitor, (Oh yeah I had tons of them in my previous life XD) or a Mughal General I had ruthlessly dismembered on the battlefield (Blood and limbs needed to be spilled to make a point).

All this theory searching led to an epiphany.
I have always been technologically jinxed.
It’s a chronic thing-It’s occurred in phases-

1.       The Computer Breakdown Phase-Any computer I touched, would inexplicably stop working. It was ANNOYING. In fact it was during an attempt to fix the home computer (Basic stuff-checking the wire connections), that I had my first tryst with Destiny…oops Electricity.

2.       The Butterfingers phone Phase-I had a Nokia Lumia that always managed to slip from my hands and fall down. There were only so many cracked screens I could fix before ultimately replacing her. Then again, being a Windows phone probably induced suicidal tendencies in the poor thing.

3.       The Wi-Fi Jammer phase-The title is self-explanatory. I was a Wi-Fi jammer. Period.

In addition to this, there have been numerous incidents like the Self-starting TV, the dancing cursor;      
 I could go on and on.

The point being, if I started associating each of these episodes with an earlier life vendetta, then I’ll have lived more lives than a cat by the end of it.

This is why I avoid playing around with technology. Give me a slower-than-a- tortoise Windows 7 Laptop with scratches on the screen  and I’ll be happy, as long as it doesn’t randomly switch on and off throwing up blank screens and irritating noises*.

THE END.


*There go my chances at guilt-tripping my Dad into buying me a Kindle.



Saturday, 12 September 2015

Bus….bahut hua


        An inescapable part of living in Mumbai  is using the B.E.ST. buses and local trains. If I start hailing a rick every time I need to go somewhere, I might as well buy a chartered plane and get done with it (Buying a chartered plane is expensive-Auto rickshaws are expensive. You get it right?? :P ).
I’d like to clear the air….I’m not writing this as a rant on the poor conditions of public transport in Mumbai. No Sir…I, am going to tell you a story.

There was once a girl. She had just started working and in the essence of being all responsible and prudent about spending money, she decided she would travel only by B.E.S.T. buses. The distance between the girl’s home and office was very less by Mumbai standards. All she would have to do to follow her resolution was:


  1. Walk from her house to the bus stop.
  2. Wait for the bus.
  3. Get on the bus.
  4. Pay the fare (I think I’m stating the obvious here.)
  5. Get off the bus.
  6. Walk to her workplace.
  7. Follow steps 6 to 1 (replacing to with from and vice-versa) in the evening.
  8. Day=Day+1.
  9. If not a weekend go to step 1.

I can explain it in a short, 9-step algorithm….that’s how simple it is…….
But when was simple going to appeal to our subject.

Ideally she should have googled the buses that would ferry her to and fro, noted the timings and happily continued with the rest of her life. But did she do the normal thing ???  No Sir, she had to think out of the box. I mean who thinks about being spontaneous while catching a bus?? Creating complications is not everyone’s cup of tea.

Now her  bus-stop was on the highway and she had to take a right turn at a junction a couple of stops away to reach office.  So she figured that since the aforementioned  junction was a typical one with a straight road and two turns, one right and one left, there was a 1/3rd probability that the next bus halting at her stop would take the right turn. So effectively, one in three buses would take her to her destination.

Armed with this piece of mathematical theory, she went along with her original plan. What she failed to grasp was that mathematical assumptions do not always coincide with reality and especially not in the case of B.E.S.T. But realization did hit her if only after two days :D.
So each time a bus stopped our leading lady would inquire if it would take her to XYZ (her destination). After a few embarrassing incidents (being told to get off the wrong bus, etc, etc) she was now pretty sure that buses going to A, B, C, D places would take her to XYZ. Keeping this in mind, she got into the bus heading for A one day.

This was the conversation that ensued.

Girl: Bhaiya XYZ ka ticket dena.
Conductor: Madam ye bus waha nahi jaati.
Girl: Par kal hi to mai A jaanewale bus me baithi thi…tab to wo gaadi XYZ jaati thi?? Ek din me   route badal gaya??
Conductor: Kya madam!!! Wo bus no. 123 tha ye bus no. 124 hai.

By now you’ve probably come to the conclusion that this entire conversation could’ve been avoided had the girl just remembered the bus numbers. But you should stop to think……
Would an independent, self-confident girl like her allow herself to do things the way mere mortals do??? Naah!!!!!! she would never let her destination be defined by a lowly 3-digit number.

What finally happened was that the girl was forced to get off at the junction and walk the rest of the way. Unfazed by this she told herself that the walk was a good exercise. This continued for some time. On some days she would get on the right bus, on the others she would get off the bus at the junction and march down to office.

Then one fine day, she had had enough. She was fed up with the uncertainties of life. So standing at the bus stop waiting for her bus, she took out her phone and googled the buses in her route. While our girl was mentally patting her back for nothing could stop her from boarding the right bus now , she thought she heard a bus halt at the stop. She looked up a few seconds later only to see the bus leaving  and to her utter dismay this one would have taken her to XYZ. So all the google search results went for a toss and she decided to just wing it when it came to buses.

Even today catching a bus is an everyday struggle for her. There are days when she’s waiting to cross the road to her bus-stop and she sees her bus drive by on the other side. Some days she is lucky to get the right bus and on the others, she walks from the junction. And there are days she’s too frustrated to wait for a bus and takes the easy way out and catches a rick. It’s a difficult world out there if you decide to be rebellious and not remember bus numbers. But that girl is still unyielding. She doesn’t give in to temptation and is a firm believer of her err….beliefs

You never know…the next time you are waiting for the bus you may see this girl and when you do, remember this story… and support her…… because she is the one and the only…… “The girl who didn’t know the bus number”…….

                                                                     FIN.


Saturday, 9 May 2015

Every teardrop is a waterfall

It feels like a free fall……………….

On one hand, there’s the sheer exhilaration that comes from taking a plunge into the unknown and on the other hand, there’s the bone-chilling fear of becoming another face that lies dead at the bottom of a pit. Such conflicting emotions result in you becoming an insomniac who is typing out this piece at 5:00 am in the morning when the rest of the world is sleeping (OK, technically not the whole world but then this girl has always had a flair for the dramatic). 

It’s been a week since I’ve been done with my Engineering finals and in the coming week, I’ll be done with my project submissions. The thought of the imminent end of my college life makes me feel absolutely nothing. Four years back I’d imagined that I’d be doing cartwheels and making merry at the thought of leaving Nanded. Whereas at the beginning of this semester I’d imagined that I’d be a sobbing mess during my last few days at college. The reality is far removed from all that I imagined. I seem to have made it my mission to completely enjoy these last few days. Every day begins with the tagline-“Aaj kuch toofani karte hain”. But when all is said and done, I become blank and emotionless, thinking of the few days that are left.

Initially the idea of me not crying seemed incredulous because according to my family and friends, I cry at the drop of a hat (See where I get the exaggeration from). No amount of reminiscing seemed to bring out even a few rogue tears, let alone the gut-wrenching cries I had envisioned.
Then, the guilt started. The hostel farewell, departmental farewell and pajama parties were all done and I hadn’t shed a single tear. This is not just me but a few other girls too faced the same predicament. We tried singing a few of those evergreen friendship songs, farewell songs-‘I’m really gonna miss this place, etc., etc. aaaaaaaaand NOTHING. What made it more puzzling was the fact that there were other girls AND guys who had gotten in touch with their emotional sides. Trust me I felt like a heartless bitch (Pardon my French!!) with all this going around. What a difficult time it was for me!!

All this got me thinking and in a purely Eureka moment, I came up with a brilliant theory to explain the tears, or in my case, the lack thereof. This theory is one amongst my many other theories e.g.: The 45 degree angle theory (I’ll explain this some other time)

So let’s get to the topic at hand…..

Sruti’s Theory Of A Shortage of Tears (T.O.A.S.T.) (Ummm….it’s 6:30 am and I guess I am hungry)
                This theory states that any person who is suffering from a shortage of tears with regards to the farewell blues is doing so because of the following factors:
  1.      She/he does not have a soul-mate/better half/Love of their Life (LOL) in the college. The lacks of such an emotional bond to the institution(A place where they  first met and spent countless hours with their lover, battling numerous obstacles like the mamaji’s  seeti  and the frustrated gym wale sir) makes one a heartless person.
  2.           One does not have unlimited access to considerable quantities of alcohol or is a teetotaler. Varying amounts of alcohol intake is said to make a person get in touch with his/her emotional side and bring out the tears.

I’d say that remedying any of the above would be guaranteed to bring out the waterworks. Though finding a soul-mate in the last 7 days seems a little extreme. I’d like to recommend an onion instead. And then there are always the Old Monks and the Royal Stags who (or which??) in the right amounts would make you cry like a baby whilst keeping you conscious enough to remember the next day(As quoted by a friend) which is a better alternative.

I can’t stop marveling at the sheer brilliance of the theory even as I type this out. It gives me immense pride to be the person to give hope to the many that were living in the constant fear of their shriveled-up tear ducts and I’d like to thank all the Much-in-love Couples and the Alcohol Connoisseurs in my college for their valuable contribution towards the creation of the same.

As I sign off (It’s 7:00 am I should finally get some sleep)…..I’d like to say…..shed your tears wisely because like the Coldplay guys said, ”Every teardrop is a waterfall” and I wouldn’t want to leave behind me, a flooded Nanded.
Oh I’m not being cocky…….I’m just super-confident about the effectiveness of my theory :D

P.S. Parental Guidance is NOT advised when eating….err… practicing Sruti’s T.O.A.S.T. You’ll be left crying for reasons that have nothing to do with leaving college :P





Sunday, 28 September 2014

Ammamma.......

Every time I call to get word of what is happening, I’m assaulted by guilt hearing my dad’s somber voice on the phone. It’s like I’m doing her memory disservice every time I’m cracking jokes with my friends or by being able to concentrate on how the internet protocol works that too so soon……
I’m supposed to be distraught, unable to function and studying for the exams should be the last thing on my mind. But after the initial heart-wrenching grief on the news of her passing away and a few occasional outbursts here and there I’ve been relatively normal.

I feel guilty for not seeing her one last time or not being there to support my mother in our loss. I feel guilty for not being there to perform her last rites. I always gloated and teased everybody saying that I was her favorite but when it came to being there for her one last time……I failed.
Maybe the fact that she’s truly gone has not sunk in……Maybe it will sink in when I finally realize that I will no longer have anyone to run behind me to apply kadala podiyum thairum (besan and dahi) on my face or make me the perfect mango milkshakes in summer. It will sink in when I realize the only way I’m going to taste the best fish curry in the world is from my memories of her cooking for me.

What I will miss the most is lying beside her in the afternoons  and listening to stories of the good old days.

Shobha Nambiar was a girl who grew up in an affluent Nambiar family in post-independence Thalassery. For her,applying cuticura powder was a luxury and weekly hair-oiling sessions with her amma would always end up in a lot of tears and quite a few broken hair strands :D. She would tell me stories of being dropped to school by a rickshaw-wala and once having sent him on a wild goose chase from one end of the town to the other for him to return home and find that these girls had already reached home. She would complain of always getting caught in class because of her inability to control her laughter when her friends Beena and Sobhini played pranks.

She would remember the good old days when her family owned a fleet of buses and a number of cows and buffaloes, growing up with a bunch of boys, her uncles by blood(her siblings came much later) and being outraged at having to call them ammava(uncle) and their wives ammayi.

Shobha was married off at the age of 15 to Vijayan Nair who after their marriage went away to complete his degree in agriculture while she now Shobha Nair,was sent to live with her in-laws in Kozhikode where she was heartily accepted and made to feel at home by her new family.
She would tell me how her mother-in-law was a very strict woman who would drape a freshly starched white sari daily and go to the kitchens to instruct the cooks on the menu for the day .She would tell me of my boisterous family members all short-tempered people,who once threw idlis at each other during an argument :D

As soon as Vijayan Nair completed his education, he took his wife to his first posting site where they built their own home. They soon had two daughters Sajitha and Binitha and the four of them led a very self-sufficient and happy family life.
Since Vijayan had a job that got him transferred very often, Sajitha and Binitha were enrolled into a boarding school where they were often visited by their parents.

Shobha always told me that Vijayan was the best husband any girl could hope for. He always taught her new things, encouraged her to be independent and took care of all her needs. Their only point of contention used to be Vijayan’s slight OCD. Apparently he always wanted his socks, his shirts and  pants to be arranged in a particular manner in his cupboard and would always get angry if anything was out of place. Shobha finally quit arranging his clothes for him and started leaving that job for him to do.

When their daughters entered their late-teens, Vijayan and Shobha emigrated to Nigeria for Vijayan’s latest posting. Shobha had a very flamboyant lifestyle while in Nigeria with card parties and such every weekend with the other Indian families in the area. During one such summer when both their daughters were down in Nigeria for a vacation, Vijayan had left the house saying that he’d be back in half an hour.

The next they heard of Vijayan, he had died in a car crash-Shobha and her daughters’ entire world came crashing down.Shobha not only lost her husband that day,she lost a part of her spirit that day. I know for sure that she missed him every day for the rest of her life..
She then single-handedly went on to get Sajitha and Binitha well-settled. Today both of them have lovely families of their own and have gone on to become successful, independent women.

Shobha was widely popular among friends and family for her cooking and hospitality. Even on a day that she was feeling extremely sick she would be ever ready to accept guests and feed them. She also had an adventurous streak in her. She had once for a very short while dappled with the world of spirits and the Ouija board and always had spooky tales to recount of those days.

Shobha, my ammamma, my grandmother passed away on the 20th of September 22, 2014 after battling an array of diseases for a number of years. As I write this I’m happy because I know that Shobha and Vijayan have finally reunited and are watching over me, Sajitha, Binitha and our entire family and it gives me the strength to take on one day at a time till the pain fades away leaving only fond memories in its place


Sunday, 24 August 2014

The curious case of the Pen-Shani

I’m currently at a stage where seeing a pen makes me extremely wary. See, this year, unlike my previous years of studying to be an engineer, I’m studying regularly for a series of entrance exams, pre-placement aptitude tests among other things. I’m more of a write and learn kind of a person-I require lots of written practice before I can even consider the thought of giving an exam (It has probably got to do with the fact that I have a 1000 thoughts running through my head at a given second where it’s very easy for the academic stuff to get lost :D)
I’m rambling..... let me get to the point. So as I said lots of written practice which means rough notebooks and pens, lots of pens and lots of ink. But for the past few months it’s like pens have started hating me- The moment I’m all ready to start studying (Believe me it takes a lot of coaxing myself to get there) I take a pen and my rough book, open the cap of the pen and 
Start writing.
Start writing.
Start writing…..
At that split second my pen stops working - the pen with the new refill stops working can you believe it….
And this is not just one isolated incident. Something or the other keeps happening to my pens.
Sometimes the ink becomes so light that I’m tempted to start writing with invisible ink.
Other times the refill of the pens looks full but there’s no ink coming out…..
I have tried getting the pens to start working by shaking them, quickly passing the refill through a low flame, blowing air into the refill. I’ve also come to the realization that if a pen is dropped nib first, it bounces (Another addition to the list of useless information stored in my brain). In short I’ve tried every trick in the book. Buying new pens seems like a meaningless exercise now-a-days because I know I will be able to use them without any hassles for three to four days at best.
So I’ve now been forced to face the harsh truth. My life is being affected by a very rare arrangement of planets which is affecting my day-to-day writing (Thank God for MS Word). I’m now going through something I like to call the Pen Shani (Shani is Hindi for Saturn-every person is said to pass through a phase where he suffers from a lot of misfortunes on account of the influence of Shani)
The only option I have is to wait it out. Imagine what the pandit’s reaction would be if I went to a temple to ask for a remedy to the problem. For now, I’ve discovered that stealing a pen from a friend and  refusing outright to return it gives me a good performance from the said stolen pen. So till things get better I’m going to manage with my “borrowed” pens.